Bang a Midget

Freetour offers: Inside, you’ll find pictures and videos featuring the hottest short porn stars such as Bridget The Midget. On the free tour, you’ll get access to several previews from within the member’s area. Each has a scene description and a series of thumbnail images. There’s a link to a sample video with each scene listed, but they’re all the same preview video and don’t focus on any one particular scene. Also, ignore the spiel about updating on a daily basis. That’s simply not the case.

General impression: From the outside, the website certainly looks the part. My only concern was that due to the nature of the content, it’d be difficult for a website to amass a decently sized archive of pictures and videos. The fact that they mention daily updates on the tour and do not follow through was the first thing I noticed after logging in. That disappointment aside, I went into this website with an open mind.

Bravo's opinion:  I have not been in many midget porn websites, so I did not know what to expect. This isn’t a niche that interests me a great deal. But I do understand that there are those of you out there who are into this kind of thing and I’ll do my best to give you an idea of what you can expect to find inside!

The design of the member’s area is extremely simple. Basically, what you can expect to find is a menu linking you to the various parts of the website. Although there are only three parts worth visiting. The rest are adverts and upsells to related products like online dating and sex toys. The areas you’ll be interested in are the picture, movie and bonus areas. It’s pretty obvious what the picture and movie areas are all about. And I’ll explain what the deal is with the bonus area towards the end of this review. For now, let’s take a look at the picture area.

I wasn’t expecting a great deal in terms of volume (Honestly, that wasn’t an attempt at some corny midget joke). I mean, this kind of content isn’t exactly the most sought after stuff. As such, porn like this is rare when compared to the more common stuff like teens and lesbian porn, for example. What I found was 11 picture sets. Out of those, only two had less than 100 pictures inside. And even then they were pretty close at 84 and 90 pictures. The rest were obviously above 100 pictures, but there were two galleries well over 200 pictures. Nearly 300, in fact, with 284 and 283 pictures each. There’s a total of 1585 pictures currently available (as of December 2, 2006). That’s an average of 144 pictures per gallery. The pictures measure in at 720 x 480 pixels in size. Unfortunately, they all appear to be screenshots taken from the Band a Midget video scenes which have just been tossed together to form galleries. The result is blurry low quality photos. This is disappointing to say the least, but I suppose with content of this nature being so difficult to come across, this sort of thing is to be expected. I mean, I can’t imagine there are that many midget porn stars out there that such content is readily available.

Next up is of course the video area. This is where the pictures are taken from, so it’s obvious there will be at least 11 videos available. There are in fact 34 midget porn scenes available. The quality of the videos is thankfully much higher than the quality of the photos and goes a long way to saving this website. The quality seems to vary the further back into the archive you go. You can view the scene as a series of clips or like I prefer, in one full length video file. There’s a few options available with the full length file. In the latest videos, you can choose between two MPEG quality levels and a WMV format file. The MPEG files are surprisingly unimpressive compared to the WMV file. Their resolutions are just 208 x 152 and 320 x 240 pixels for the low and high quality options respectively. The WMV files on the other boast a whopping resolution of 640 x 480 pixels and are encoded at a bitrate of over 1Mbps. The difference in both quality and size is extremely noticeable. The clips are only available in the WMV option, which is probably a good thing really.

I’ve already mentioned that midget porn is not my thing. It doesn’t get me off, but I feel that even I’m qualified to point out that any video in this website featuring Bridget The Midget (of which there are quite a few) is worth watching. This horny little slut works the cock just as well as any other porn star you’ll ever come across.

I bet you’re still curious about that bonus? Well, you should be, because it’s a very good one. Bang a Midget is actually just one of 19 websites in the Massive Access network. By becoming a member of Bang a Midget, you’re effectively joining Massive Access and the other 18 websites within it. Best of all, your access to this network of bonus websites won’t cost you a single cent more than you’re paying to simply access Bang a Midget. For a full list of the websites you’ll be receiving access to, you can check out the Bang a Midget join page, but you’d be better off reading our Massive Access review to get a better idea of what you can expect to find inside the other websites.